War on Palette Land- Petition: Annulment of the Primary Color Awards.
There is an ongoing war between colors and representatives of the aggrieved parties are rising up to the challenge, throwing petition after petition.
Comedy
War On Palette Land- Introduction.
The Newspaper Headline was bold and splashed in the Color of the Day; Red. It is the color of life. Oh, you thought it was green? The luscious leaves of a suckling, tenderly guarded by the rich dark soil and daily bathed in the dew that comes with dawn? Is that life? You …
ExAbiaOrientationCampCorper- The Journey Begins.
The next decision to make was on the logistics of traveling. My father was at the Scripture Union National Council in Ibadan and as the name connotes, it is a gathering of delegates from all over the nation, including, yeap you guessed right, Abia state. He had mentioned to the delegates from Abia state that …
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ExAbiaOrientationCampCorper- Audio Plug.
10.58 pm, it will soon be lights out. I remember that I have not written anything and this is my second night in camp. Don’t blame me. First camp night was meant to be for recovery from the stress of the 12 hour journey, originally put at 9 hours by Google, from Abeokuta to Abia …
ExAbiaOrientationCampCorper-Shut Down!
#10of21, 6.36am… “Home we go, home I come’. This was Tainy’s response when the announcement was made on the parade ground that morning. Due to the apparent spread of COVID-19 virus, all NYSC camps nationwide were being shut down and corp members sent home. This was day ten of twenty-one. The day before, we …
ExAbiaOrientationCampCorper–Introduction.
Why does NYSC even exist? I mean, what gangan is the purpose of its existence. If NYSC were a person, I’ll ask him, “Have you read The Purpose Driven Life? Have you found out what God would have you achieve in your years of existence? If you were to be called to glory raenow, would …
BECQUEREL II: FASHION IS NOT BY FORCE.
We were in all honesty just trying to make her look better by asking her to wear something less… Oversized, rumpled and in every way looking like a sac… Of rice… Less than 20k. But, she would have nothing of the sort. It was that big, well oversized shirt that she was going to put …
BECQUEREL II: ONE PUFF TOO MANY.
One day, we, I and Debby, in the spirit of big sistership decided to give Becquerel brown powder and perfume. Why we didn’t just stick to white powder and maybe nice smelling body cream, I do not know. Her excitement was palpable. Immediately, she started applying the powder. “Sis, you don’t have to apply plenty …
BECQUEREL II: I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A STUDENT.
13years ago, I was in JS1, the same class Becquerel is currently in. I know we were eager with school then; new environment, plenty admonitions about going into the world and the desire to make the parents happy. Becquerel’s enthusiasm beat ours hands down in those first weeks of resumption. My God! 3am, she would …
BECQUEREL II: GIVING TO THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE.
Becquerel has clothes… Many clothes. She came with clothes, she met clothes and the clothes are still coming. The blessedness of being the ‘last born’. Problem is, our detachable wardrobe was not designed to accommodate the clothes of three females. Nay. In fact, it could barely cater for two. So, Becquerel’s clothes were stuffed into …
