We don’t take pictures so much as a family/household but on Sundays, when everyone is looking extra fine for the Lord, there is more hope of catching us behind cameras.
The enthusiasm for pictures is majorly in the female folk of the house, no argument. But, the most enthusiastic, most gingered, most inspired of us all is none other than… #Drumrolls… Becquerel!!!
First problem though, she almost always does not know where to affix herself in these group photographs. It is like she waits for the last minute, finds the tiniest space and squeezes herself in.
Second problem; she poses with her face, contouring it up like somebody farted.
And maybe she always does fart so she can get the exact expression… It is almost always the same in her pictures.
*** In Our Family ***
“Eunice, you’ll have to come examine me… this my leg…”
“Mummy, what happened to your leg?”
“There’s this part that looks swollen… Like something bit me and it’s itchy.”
“Mummy, did anything bite you?”
“Ehn yes, but come and examine it now. Doctor that you are… Isn’t there something you can prescribe?”
“For mosquito bite ma?”
Please just go abroad already. Love you mummy.